I have often wondered if God was indeed real and what would happen if he, or even she, published a letter to the people of Earth via the internet as it would, when all said and done, reach millions upon millions of people all over the world very fast as people constantly re-shared his published post. Of course there is no way of knowing, or predicting, what would be in such a message but here is my version of it if I were God.
Hello my name is God, yes God, yes it is me.
I just thought after all these many millions of years it was more than about time I just sent you all a short letter and told you the current situation.
Very sad to still see that you humans have as yet not learned to get along with each other after all this time. I must say I am very sad about that indeed.
The thing is, it is not just you on Earth that I have to look after all the time but the entire universe. And yes the universe is a very big place with others on other planets to look after also. You are not the chosen ones you know? There are others out there that need looking after also. By the way, and for the record, yes I did make the universe very big for a reason.
The main reason being that I don’t want you making contact with others in the universe yet because sadly you still keep killing each other and I don’t want that spreading to other people on other planets who have long ago stopped doing those barbaric things to each other.
That is why you are far across the other side of the universe from them until you learn not to kill your own kind anymore.
The other thing, while I am on this subject, is that it is not just you that I have to look after but them also. And yes that includes all the animals and even the tiniest of insects that I have created on those other worlds. They are all my creatures when all said and done you know?
Did you really think that when I created the universe and all those creatures within it you were the only ones?
I would have sent you this message hundreds of years ago but I am somewhat very angry with you all at the moment. You constantly worship me but only if you think you will get a reward of some kind in return. That is not nice is it? And on top of all that you constantly keep asking me for help relentlessly every single day. Can you not think for yourselves and do things for yourselves for a change? I do have others to look after you know and not just you alone.
I gave you the freedom to not only have free will but also the ability to take responsibility and do things for yourself. But I ask you – do you do things for yourselves? Well of course you don’t. You keep asking me for help all the time – don’t you?
And stop killing each other in my name. I never told you, or anyone, to do that.
You are not the chosen one’s or the superior life form in the universe.
Far from it in fact.
There are billions of people and animals out there in the universe that I created and they are all doing a far better job than you lot on Earth.
And that is why I am keeping them all away from you until such time you grow up and start doing things for yourselves, without asking for rewards for what you do, for a change and not keep asking me.
And what is all that kneeling on the floor stuff all about? Get up and get some work done.